December 2010
2 posts
SEX
WHY I NEED IT,
my body is just so lonely without it
i need a mans touch
mental needs
i need to 69, right now
FOR THE GOOD FEELING IT PROVIDES
fills up my self esteem that boys want me
my fingers not good enough
for the taste
it relieves stress
it releases dem sexual endorphins
to feel sexual
for da touch
to show off my physique
to show off my new lingerie
it’s red
and lacy
...
May 2010
9 posts
Pretentious Pointless Self-involved: uncanny →
The cutest family came to look at our house today. First of all, they brought their granny, who’s moving in with them, and she was so cool - one of those grannies with cropped white hair and thick glasses and flat shoes, who you know doesn’t take any crap but who also always gives you books she…
i think this might just be the best blog post ive ever read. ever.
plus- that little story...
3 tags
This is NOT a post.
It’s more of a query really. (HA that rhymes. unintentional rhymes are actually my favourite thing in the whole wide world.)
anywho, poo (ha, see what i did there???) my query is- how the hell do you like a post???? i know how to reblog and ting but everyone keeps on liking shit and i cant figure out how?
AHHHH
(ps im giong to figure out tagging in this post also so if you’re...
Working 9 to 5
I genuinely feel that work is taking over my life. And no i dont mean it in the typical teenage sense that ‘oh, i could be watching tv right now or discussing my gap yah’- which yes, i would love to spend time doing. But the real reason why I feel that it’s taking over my life is that it is genuinely stopping me from catching up with friends and sticking to promises that i...
April 2010
4 posts
DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD
thewhitekids:
WOW
Admittedly I didn’t think he could do it anymore
I was wrong
Eminem Despicable freestyle
i thought so too!
so unbelievably glad to have the KING back.
Yeah. Right.
I’ve recently noticed that many songs (by dudes) have lyrics about how their girlfriends look the prettiest when they’ve got their hair up and in pyjamas/tracksuit bottoms/their oversized tshirts. Somehow they seem to think that this sends the message that women look better without make up on and not dressed to the nines; that the women that they want to be with can look like that...
Summer is......
Sitting in Queens Park for hours on end with an i-station, beer in a bottle, never getting a hangover because you’re permanently drunk, walking home when the sun comes up, Beirut, sunglasses being acceptable attire even at 8 o’clock, bare legs for a night out, having evenings in with wine and girly chat (where a sail is not needed for cigarette smoking shelter), walking places and...
Moya's blog
I thought this paragraph practically summed up the PWG friendship in a single paragraph.
Throw in a lot more food, a lot more drinking tea, a lot more political debate and a lot less exercise and it’s basically us. It’s weird how similar out friendship groups are and yet how different they can be. WEIRD i tell ya.
We all had our first bras, our first boyfriends, our first kisses,...
March 2010
7 posts
The day i cried was the worst day of my life
like what i did there? ^
yeah so basically results day today (obviously y’all must know as noone follows me apart from QPCS’ers or ex-QPCS’ers).
Got a D in politics. yep. Typical me though- have to have extremes on either sides of the spectrum. Four As last year…….and then a D in the next exam i take. motherfucker.
So yeah, two retakes for me in June. fucking...
Hi. →
secretdooor:
V Festival!?! Kings of Leon, White Lies and Paolo Nutini!! The only thing missing is Bon Iver. It could potentially be the best days of my life. After June exams with all the QPCS’ers, Booooyah!
IM SO EXCITED TOO GUYSSSSSSSSS
February 2010
14 posts
hahaha
letsgetphysical:
‘I wear heels bigger than your dick’ has to be my favourite facebook group, and is a completely plausible argument, whilst the male comeback of ‘I wear t-shirts tighter than your pussy’ is just genetically impossible.
I LOVE THIS.
TFLN
(832):
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it’s SOOO over.
(713):
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Seriously LEGENDARY stuff.
5 awesome girls inspired post
Hey y’all,
basics this weeks theme on 5 Awesome Girls is ‘who would play you in the film of your life?’.
I CONSTANTLY think about this, or things to that effect (i.e. who would play my mum, my friends, pets etc), and I distinctly remember having a LONGGG convo about it one time at amys where we basically went through the entire of Hollywood and assigned them Queens park...
Once in a life time.
hamidsohrabi:
Oh and babe.
Babe.
BABE.
YEAH, so hi babe.
at amy and ella’s yard babe,
hope everyone had a fun night babe.
what you sayin’ babe?
yeah cool then babe.
night babe.
love y’all babes.
xxxxxx
This song is what i would describe...
Hayley's blog
Hey y’all,
I was just reading Hayley Hoover’s blog post and there was something she said i could really, really relate to.-
“And our dynamic is fantastic. Our senses of humor are just in sync, in a way that you can’t fake. We don’t need to explain to each other why things are funny, and we laugh so much together.”
Despite the fact that while she has a...
Proust Survey (for shits and giggles)
WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR?
to never have a love as epic as one in an Ella Fitzgerald song WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WAY OF SPENDING TIME?
with my friends. anywhere, anytime, anything as long as i’m with them. WHICH LIVING PERSON DO YOU MOST ADMIRE?
Natalie Maines- for the way she stood up for freedom of speech and my grandma Bobba- for being her. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE FICTIONAL HERO?
Albus...
Melancholy Monday
Hey y’all.
today is one of those days where you want to crawl into a duvet and just die. and that is what i did (minus the ACTUAL dying part). I’m not only sick but i am in such a bad mood that if i were a vampire today would be a BLOODBATH. yeah, im so cool that i actually had to use a vampire-example to illustrate the severity of my mood.
Just had a little break on fb and me and...
January 2010
3 posts
Long time, no speak
Hey y’alll,
whats crackin?
Sorry for the longgg gaps in my blogging (or, if you hate my bog posts then a big SORRY for posting again and a ‘your welcome’ for going so long without writing such random, pitiful bullshit)
Sooooo, whats happened since we last spoke blog-verse?
Well xmas and NYE passed us bye so a big HAPPY BELATED NEW YEAR to ya all.
January exams (or should i...
December 2009
5 posts
Tap That
andjustlikethemovies:
teased Dorsa about her soon-to-be-boyfriend, it’s well cute. Er.
WHATTTTTTTTTTT?? a certain dude beginning with an ‘m’ right? or else i am completely lost!! in which case i want to be found QUICKTIME.
Asher Roth Lyrics
Not gonna lie- might just be the most poignant one liners i’ve ever heard?
From ‘Time isnt wasted when you’re getting wasted’ to ‘Don’t have sex if she’s too gone’
If college (or uni as we say here in the big UK) is anything like he says it is. SIGN ME UP.
preach it.
'BOLD' & reblog...
missmichellelyn:
intensimplicity:
paigeinwonderland:
01. you’re currently confused about someone’s feelings for you. 02. you have been in a serious relationship before. 03. you own an ipod of some sort. 04. you do not like your sibling’s girlfriend/boyfriend. 05. you drink too much alcohol. 06. you have been to the olive garden. 07. you have taken medicine of some sort this week. 08. it is...
November 2009
4 posts
CANCER BITCH
andjustlikethemovies:
whereisko:
sabiineoh:
cruella-deeville:
CANCER - HARD LOVER (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Normally not a Fighter, but will if neccessary. Someone loves them right now. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
SPOT ON...
The art of Tweeting
it has to be said- twitter’s word count does allow for a certain kind of skill when tweeting. you have to be concise, witty, clever and get your point across in just 140 characters INCLUDING spaces.
Tumblr, although it allows you to outlet your feelings, political views, basic emotions and more, the fact that you can write infinite amounts means you are liable to waffle.
So forgive me...
Long time no see
YO blogging world it has been a while.
so basically this is everything ive been up to since the last time-
-sent off UCAS after the most stressful days of my lif
-many a party; maxs, beths (maybe that was before my last post?), sarahs, bonfire night and random gyal cotches
- got offers from Leeds and Sussex- BOOYA. looks like me and beth will be spending every living moment together for the...
Yeah, I'm doing 'California' by Phantom Planet
andjustlikethemovies:
As my music video for media.
I think it’s fitting since I FREAKIN LOVE THE O.C.
HELL YEAH LEILALILILI
October 2009
2 posts
“But if religion was true. I would love God to be in Human form with like a...”
– (via hamidsohrabi)